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DUKE EDGINGTON AND THE TIME MACHINE
Duke Edgington walks out of his prison cell and down the corridor
amid jeers. Duke is a tough-looking white dude with big arms. He
walks outside the prison. A car containing his friends pulls up.
His best friends Gizmo (Always inventing, physics Major, Blackman
who wears glasses aka Maurice Harris) and Mung (Asian, also a Physics
major, martial artist ). Also in the car is Duke's little Brother,
Trey (aka The Edge, lady's man but hot-headed).
Duke is surprised that they drive up in a BMW. They joke around
and are happy. Edge thinks his brother is cool for his jail stay.
Straightened out by Duke, prison is not cool, not fun. Wishes he
could have that time back from his life. Duke says the only good
thing about it was that he could workout a lot and study the computer.
The guys are students at Arizona State University and pledge to
help Duke. Duke stresses that he has no job and no future with
this criminal record. The guys assure him not to worry. They won't
let him suffer. Duke saved their lives in the past , they won't
forget it.
FLASHBACK- Duke, Gizmo, Mung and Edge are sitting in a park talking
science. Skinheads start to mess with them. Duke is the most vocal
of the group. Duke warns they all are martial artists. The leader
of the skinheads, Thomas Donald, laughs, pulls out a gun. The guys
step back. Donald talks shit and says he'll kill the Black guy
first. Duke kicks the gun out of his hand and starts to beat him
down. He pretends he can't breath. Duke steps back as Mung tends
to him to help him breathe. Duke sees Donald pull a knife from
his boot and prepare to stab Mung. Duke picks up the gun and shoots
the skinhead just before Mung is stabbed. Donald becomes paralyzed
from the gunshot.
They reflect on the fact that if Donald
wasn’t the nephew
of a Supreme Court judge, he probably wouldn't have done time.
They comment about the corruption in the justice system and how
prison is now the new 'slavery system'.
They pull up to Duke's house. It looks good, well kept. The guys
have done it, he thanks them. Duke can't wait to see his wife and
kid. The guys tell him that his child has a rare, deadly disease.
He grieves. The guys tell him they have a plan to solve all of
the problems. Tell him to go home 1st, get used to family, freedom
etc.
Duke hugs and kisses his wife Crystal. He sees the boy, he is
in bad shape. She tries to comfort him but Duke is hurting.
Guys do martial arts work out at ASU. Duke is stronger, sharper
than ever, great fighter. The guys take Duke to the secret lab.
Show him veiled structure. Tell him it will solve all his problems.
They unveil it. It's a Hummer vehicle. They tell him it's a TIME
MACHINE. Gizmo pulls out a huge stack of $100's from the back seat.
Hands it to Duke. Duke grateful but confused. Gizmo tells him to
keep it, more where that comes from.
Here's the deal, they get in, go back in time and bet on a sports
event that they know they outcome of, then clean up. They decide
to try it out and show him. The Hummer vibrates and makes a noise
that even sounds like a low-pitched hum. Nothing looks different.
Afterwards they get in Gizmo's car and drive to the racetrack.
On the way, Mung pulls out today's paper and starts circling the
winners. They get out car, go to racetrack. Later, they come back
to the car laughing, drinking, smoking cigars. The open the briefcase
they brought with them on the hood of the vehicle. It is stuffed
with money.
They hand the $$ to Duke for his kid's operation. Duke is thankful
and excited. They will schedule operation for his kid.
In waiting room, Duke and Crystal wait, but are upbeat. The guys
come, they tell him not to worry. Operation will fix him up. Doctor
comes out, says he had complication. He is worse than before now.
More surgery won't help. They give the kid just a few more months
to live.
The crew is devastated. All the $$ in the world won't help. Duke
is severely depressed.
Donald the skinhead in wheelchair but still
powerful. Gathers his gang together. They ambush Gizmo & Mung
and put both in the hospital. Duke and Edge want vengeance, Mung
talks them out
of it, especially with a record. Mung has another way. He and Gizmo
did research and Donald. They found that he is a direct descendant
of slave-owners from the south. The plan is to break up the romance
of the skinhead's ancestors so that Donald isn't born. They decide
to let Edge try to bang the female and have her lose interest in
her fiance.
Gizmo's mom is in the theatre dept. He gets authentic clothes
for the crew. Gizmo=slave, Mung=Indian, Duke and Edge are rich
investors from the Arizona Territory. Have been riverboat gambling
also.
They go back in time and arrive near the Alabama plantation. They
camouflage the Hummer and walk towards the huge plantation. Per
the research, the people they need to break-up are called Joel
and Trisha. As they get closer, they see the abuse of slaves. Gizmo
has a hard time containing himself. A slave driver notices them,
calls them over rudely.
The slave driver says Gizmo and Mung must stay away from the house.
Duke and Edge are welcome, especially if they are gamblers.
It is Joel's birthday and a party is happening. He dances with
Trisha and they look happy. Joel introduced to Duke and Edge. Joel's
friends say that they have a surprise for him in the barn. They
invite the guys. Duke goes but Edge stays behind to hit on Trisha.
Eventually Edge breaks down Trisha and she gives him a kiss in
the shadows. She agrees to give him some.
Meanwhile, Duke leaves the party and goes
over to Gizmo and Mung. They hear screaming in the barn, run
in. Joel and his crew are
trying to gang rape Olive, a young Black girl. They mention that
she is a virgin and that it's time to break her in. Joel's birthday
present. The crew won't let it happen. They begin fighting, wipe
out the rapists easily. Gizmo enjoys the beating. Trisha and Edge
peer into the barn form the window. Her hair is messed up and her
blouse is slightly undone. They hear Joel confess that he was going
to rape Olive and they had no right to stop him. He owns her, it's
legal! Trisha storms in, yelling at Joel. Joel slaps her down,
("Once I marry you, I'll own you too.") He snatches a
gun hidden in the barn. He says, "This should take care of
the problem." He shoots Olive dead. The guys are horrified.
He says Duke and Gizmo are next. Edge sneaks up, hits him on the
back of the head before he can shoot his friends, grabs his gun
and holds his friends at bay. They hear more people coming. They
run away and haul ass back to the Hummer.
After they get back, they are drained.
Gizmo is devastated. The next day, Duke and Gizmo gather the
crew. They have a huge duffel
bag. They say they want to go back to the plantation. The boys
open the bag, it's full of guns. They say they didn’t know
slavery was so terrible. They want to fight back. "If anyone
needs to die, it's these bastards!" All the friends agree.
They workout hard and prepare themselves.
This time, they go back armed. Now they all are wearing African
style clothes. They see the slave driver abusing field workers.
He says something rude again, this time they riddle his body full
of bullets. They use a silencer on the gun, the field workers are
confused.
The guys burst into the barn as Olive is
about to get raped. "Since
you're into openings in the human body, here's a few more of your
own." The modern guns are no match for the pre-civil war,
relics. They are mowed down. Olive begs to take her with them.
She will be killed by Joel's dad if she stays. Gizmo likes her,
they debate but decide to take her. As they leave they burn the
plantation to the ground.
Back home, Olive has culture shock in the extreme. They check
on Donald the skinhead. It worked, he was never born. No prison
record for Duke. They sell artifacts that they brought back and
have a small party.
Edge and Mung use the Hummer. Later they
come back. They went to Haight Ashbury, 1968 to buy weed and
acid. Edge talks the guys
into trying it. As they trip, they get into weird conversations.
The question arises : "Where would be the greatest place to
go in the time machine?" After everybody does there wish,
Duke comes up with going to Jerusalem during Biblical times. Not
only that, but meeting Jesus and saving him from the cross. They
discuss it while then decide to go.
They get the wardrobe together. Gizmo shows a translator he designed
to be a small earplug. They will use it. Duke, Gizmo, Mung, Edge,
Olive and Crystal pile into the Hummer. Hard to figure exact time
and location. Figure time by finding the time of the Star of Bethlehem,
then adding 33 years.
Time machine brings them to Jerusalem shortly after Jesus's death.
The arrive in Pontius Pilate's orchard. They hide the vehicle.
They go to the palace, see Pilate. He is insane now. He talks to
himself, always washes his hands, hallucinates. The strangers don't
scare him, they think they are Roman Gods. Tell them of troubles
after execution, begs for forgiveness. They tell Pilate that he
is doomed to Hades unless he gives them gifts, money and maps.
Pilate loads them down. They say they will get back to him.
They decide to go farther back in time to see his birth. Stop
in later to hear him preach, then save him right before the cross.
They pile in the Hummer, then disappear in front if Pilate.
They arrive on the outskirts of Bethlehem. It is raining hard,
can't see. Pull Hummer into some bushes. They can see the star
overhead. The rain lets up, they can see the people. They are African.
Everyone is surprised. They look nothing like the Biblical pictures.
Gizmo explains that : 1. This area is VERY close to Africa. Right
along a popular trade route. 2. Hebrews went in to Egypt as just
Joseph's family. They came out with Moses, numbering in the ten's
of thousands. 3. Migrations of lighter skinned people who settled
in the land happened much later.
The clouds clear out, sun shines brightly. Many people are at
the barn as the crew draws near. They meet the 3 kings who are
kind and wise. They explain that Duke, Edge and Crystal are from
the land of the Brits. Mung is merchant from Asia. They stand in
line and finally get a chance to meet the Holy family.
When they finally see baby Jesus (& family)
they have tears of joy. They happily give Joseph the loot that
Pilate gave as an
'offering to his Gods'. They give him rubies, gold and other expensive
gifts. Joseph refuses at first. Joke that a guy they knew wanted
to give this to a deity, just fulfilling his wish.
Mary insists that each of them hold the baby. The baby is so beautiful,
so peaceful. The entire crew is touched. Later, they speak with
Joseph, he looks troubled. Says not sure whether to leave or not.
The crew asks if he had a dream. Joseph is amazed. They tell him
to follow what the dream says and go on to Egypt, Herrod is nuts
and very dangerous.
The crew helps load up the caravan. Tell him not worry, will come
back to Judea in a few years. Joseph asks how they know these things.
They tell him they are from the future and that Jesus will be great
Holy man that will bring glory to God. Joseph is skeptical at first,
but then is deeply touched and moved that they would travel across
time to meet him and his son.
The crew watches the caravan as it heads towards Africa. The crew
is excited and is amped to see him as a grown man preaching and
healing. They go back to the Hummer, set course for Capernaum and
the time for 32 years ahead.
Arrive outside a house where a party is
going on. Mary, not knowing who they are, invites them in. Music
and dancing are everywhere.
A man announces that the party is over because the wine has run
out. Just then a young man with piercing eyes stands up and goes
to the barrels that the wine is in. He says a few words and the
water is turned into wine. The party continues. The crew downs
some wine. The best they ever had. They drink more. Finally they
go over to Jesus. He looks at them funny, but kindly. "I know
who you are, please, do not interfere." It scares them and
they go to the Hummer, confused. They fall asleep.
Next day, the guys see Jesus carving wood. Just as they are about
to talk to him, a naked, dirty, wild man runs up to them. Edge
pulls his gun but Duke has him put it back. The man starts cursing
and slashing his flesh with a sharp rock. Jesus puts down the carving,
goes to the man, calmly sends the demons into pigs (Whose faces
contort horribly as the demons possess them), then watch as the
pigs jump over the side of a cliff and die below. The crew is amazed,
as are passers-by. Jesus, unphased, picks up his wood, sits down
and starts carving again.
Later a hooded man walks by them, goes to Jesus. They see his
face, he is a leper. Duke's wife pukes. The rest of the crew knock
over tables and each other as they flee the afflicted man. Villagers
threaten him to leave or else. Jesus goes to him with arms outstretched.
The man cries, says he feels like a monster. Jesus hugs him, he
stops crying. Looks down, sees he is healed. Man is super happy.
As people celebrate the healer, Jesus humbly removes himself and
goes to the woods to pray alone.
Later, they see him do the Sermon on the Mount and he does the
miracle of the bread and the fish. Best meal they ever had. Afterwards
Jesus goes to the woods to pray. The disciples ask the crew if
they'd like a to ride in the boat and see the Sea of Galilee better,
they agree. Mid voyage, wind starts blowing, huge waves seen, passengers
are scared. They see Jesus walking on water, coming towards them.
He calms the sea. He has the disciples try to walk on water, they
can't, funny as they sink.
When they arrive at the other shore, Pharisees gang up on him,
but in the end, Jesus puts them in their place. Barrabas and the
Zealots are hanging out, watch. They applaud him for standing up
to the 'sellout' priests. Handicapped go to him and are healed.
They are joyous. As Jesus is leaving a woman touches his robe,
she is healed by faith. Outcasts are welcome. Tells Good Samaritain
story and stresses that the kingdom of God is inclusive, not exclusive.
Jesus pulls the guys to the side, say no to interfere. They say
after seeing him, they really, really appreciate him now. Jesus
smiles, goes into the woods to pray.
A dozen slaves from Britain are led through
town by Roman slave traders. People are amazed at their blonde
hair and blue eyes.
They are not happy. Olivia talks the guys into trying to free them.
Says she knows what it’s like. Finally, they agree to help.
They try a humorous con, it works at first, then backfires and
although the Brits are freed, Olivia is abducted. Soldiers prepare
to rape her, has slavery flashback. Just then the leader walks
in, says to save her for King Herrod, he’ll pay big money
for her. The guys want to go after her but don’t want to
use guns unless needed. Surprised that the Brits want to help.
The crew and the Brit slaves follow after
the Roman slave traders. They are hesitant to attack but must
do it before they reach Herrod.
They need a diversion; they turn on the Hummer stereo very loud.
Romans are stunned, Olivia runs, caught at last second by a slaver.
Gizmo fires a .45 over his head, he lets her go, Olivia runs to
him, give Gizmo a big hug. Brits go nuts, take swords and hack
up the Romans. The crew wishes the Brits well and then take off
to Bethany because they heard Jesus was going there to visit his
deceased friend, Lazarus. They get there late, Lazarus has already
been raised and is praising Jesus. He is ready to leave Bethany
and meet up with Jesus in Jerusalem. The crew finds that the time
machine gadget isn’t working, broken in battle with the Roman
slave traders. Big problem but think it will be ok if it recharges.
They go to Jerusalem, Jesus had already
made his Palm Sunday entrance and turned the tables in the temple.
They can’t find him.
They know he will go to a banquet hall to have the last supper,
so they go from hall to hall but can’t find him. They find
where the Garden of Gethsemane is, decide to wait for him there.
They have been awake for 2 straight days, decide to take a short
nap. They wake up after Jesus is already taken away.
They go to Pontius Pilate’s Palace. They look through night
vision goggles, see Jesus being beaten. As Duke and Gizmo try to
think up a plan, Edge pulls up with the Hummer. “Get in guys.
It’s time for Heavy Metal, now or never”. He passes
out the guns. They run the Hummer into the courtyard where Jesus
is being beaten. They get out, blasting away. The Romans are either
shot up, or have run off. They take Jesus with them. Jesus argues
with them that he must stay and must fulfill the prophecy. They
tell him he can do better by not dying. Heal more people, give
more wisdom, help us make more sense out of why we are here. Jesus
says that it’s not his will, it’s God’s will.
He would like a family, the feeling of hugs, kids laughing etc,
but can’t do it. Tells them that this is a difficult enough
task, without the temptation of running away being there.
They still try to beg and reason with him
not to die. They offer to take him to the future. They plan to
show him that his sacrifice
wasn’t worth it. Mankind still sucks. Jesus resists at first,
then is curious to see if the abuse was worth it. He agrees to
visit but makes them promise to return him if he asks. They agree.
Forgot time machine is broke. Jesus fixes it with one touch. They
pile in the Hummer and the Crew leaves with him.
They arrive in Gizmo’s garage, in modern times. Jesus marvels
at Gizmo’s gadgets. Carpentry tools especially. He goes in
and meets Duke’s mom and his sick kid. They give Jesus a
shower, some sweats and something to eat. As Duke tells Jesus that
his son is incurable, Jesus rubs his hair, and he transforms into
a healthy, robust kid. All are amazed and are very, very thankful.
The guys have him watch the news and flip
through the cable stations. He sees a televangelist. The white
image of himself with Blond
hair and blue eyes horrifies him. The whole bit about begging for
money and bending his words enrages him but he remains calm. He
keeps clicking and sees the wars fought in his name, idols and
statues used in the church, religious doctrine that embellished
on what he said and were incorrect, his birthday wrongfully celebrated
at Christmas (December 25th which was a Roman holiday called Mithra
that the Jews of his time would fear and avoid because Romans overdrank
and were more violent). He sees the Indian, African and Jewish
genocides. After a segment about a sexually assaulted child whose
corpse was found, he gets up from the couch. He asks someone to
show him to the woods so he can be alone and pray. It’s too
far to walk, Duke and Gizmo drive him to South Mountain, on the
Phoenix border. Jesus takes off. They wait, and wait. Forty days
go by. Finally he appears.
He Jesus wants to meet people, talk to them
one on one. Find out what they are really like. They go down
the poorest streets, per
Jesus’s wish. He gets out and starts rapping to ordinary
people. Many of them have interesting stories, he heals some of
them, comforts others. He comforts a unwed mother of several kids.
He starts speaking with the kids and tells them a parable. The
mother appreciates it and the kids love him, especially when he
hands out little animals that he carved himself.
Jesus and the guys go back to Gizmo’s place, invite the
others. Says he wants to look at the things they showed him before.
They do. Jesus points out that through the genocides, wars, crime
and discrimination, the people survived. They survived, went on
and their children grew strength from their forefather’s
unjust treatment. They survived because they know love conquers,
good defeats evil and life is precious. Whether they believe I’m
the Savior or not, everyone that hears the story appreciates the
courage of my actions, and the wisdom of my words. The sacrifice
of one’s self, at age 33, leaves some people speechless.
Hope is given, faith in goodness is strengthened, and sacrifice
for others is honored. “If I can bring that to the human
race, then it is well worth my physical life”.
It’s hard to let go, but the guys understand. They must
take him back. Jesus comforts them. Tells them that its not right
to use this machine to play God. Jesus goes over to the TV, unplugs
it from the wall. While holding the dangling cord in his hands,
he says, “Now, it’s time to watch MY video.”
It is the future. A young white man, with
the last name of Donald (same as modern Skinhead) is on screen.
He is addressing a predominately
Black crowd, they are applauding him. It is an, ‘A&E
BIOGRAPHY’ type of presentation. Shows that he really was
the son of a skinhead, but had heated conflicts with his dad. Dad
put him in hospital once. Runs away from home at 15 years old and
is raised by his best friend’s family, they are Black. He
becomes a Civil Rights attorney; helping victims of police abuse
cases sue. Great mind, humorous, lots of charisma. He gets involved
with the reparations struggle for those of African descent. Wrote
a book that changed America’s hearts. Gets his own talk show.
The votes in Congress looks tight, he is invited to speak before
the House. The day before the speech, he is assassinated by his
own father. It looks like certain government officials may have
also been involved. The next day, the vote for Reparations passes
in a landslide.
The guys are in shock. They promise Jesus
to go back and un-do the killings on the plantation. Jesus says, “None of us knows
the big picture. Perhaps you should leave certain things in God’s
hands. One of which, is a little situation that you intervened
in, back in Jerusalem. I don’t want to go back, but I need
to go back. Not for fame, or to have people worship me. I will
do it for my Father, and for all of you. With all the problems
that have happened through the ages, some of them done in my name.
I still see the potential for mankind to become a loving family.
I can see it in the faces of the children. I must go, suffer and
die. Then to show that evilness cannot destroy righteousness, I
will arise and give hope to the hopeless. There is no other way. ”
Reluctantly the guys agree. They hold another, ‘Last Supper’.
Jesus conducts another, ‘Holy Communion’ with his new
disciples. Bittersweet occasion. He tells them to come and be a
witness. Feel the pain, feel the joy – both are overwhelming.
Just before he gets into the Hummer, they ask if he has any regrets
or last wishes. Says, “Love one another as I have loved you.
Use the Time Machine wisely. Find some kind of artistic, creative
thing to do with it and with your lives, then let God work through
you. Also (he jokes) see about putting a little more color into
those images of me. I don’t think you have a shortage of
brown paint.” They all hug and say good-byes.
They take off and arrive back near Pontius
Pilate’s palace.
The soldiers are beating Jesus again in the courtyard. The crew
watches from behind a dirt pile. Olivia can’t take it. “Come,
let’s go on to Mount Calvary.”
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